Ah shit. Everything looks cool in blog form. Fuck it I’m just going to type on here all the time. Good God what time is it. I am feeling weird. I have been sitting for over three hours. Shit. I never do that. I need some coffee. I’ve had to piss for most of those three hours I think, and I turned the god damn heat on for no reason. I thought I was going to go into the office where it’s usually cold but when you turn on the heat it feels great but anyway I’m just sitting here at the dining room table.
Hoo dang. Going to go make some cocktails. Well, another morning of not feeling accomplished. Just what the fuck do I have to do to feel good about shit. Idleness is the ultimate sin. Or is it just the garden of sin. Idleness is the fertile soil in which sin is rooted. Ah fuck me I have to wash the dishes before I go, too. Christ.
When’s the next bus coming? What’s important in life? Well, obviously nothing at all, since if there’s any other civilization in the universe that knows how to travel from galaxy to galaxy they’ll show up here by tomorrow afternoon and use us all for energy so that they can…just keep doing that to someone else. And they’ll all be like, ah shit, here we go again destroying another planet. Fuck this shit. And we have to wash the dishes before we get there.
And if there aren’t any other civilizations trying to do that, well all of our children’s children’s children will just be consumed by the sun anyway. Or they’ll escape and become a civilization that goes around looking for other civilizations so they can give them smallpox blankets.
I’ve got recommended links now and they are three: shit, God, and Christ, in that order. Well…shit.
PS: WordPress also now it recommends ‘Television” as a tag. Don’t understand that at all.
Insead of doing the dishes, you could just trash them and get new dishes… Every night while I’m doing the dishes that have piled up from the day I ponder how wonderful it would be to either have someone else do the dishes for us, or to just get new dishes each day. The challenge then would be finding something creative to do with all the dirty dishes. Some sort of art installation? Donate them for affordable housing? Take them skeet shooting?
I find all three quite suitable. Setting up a daily auto-order for plates and forks on Amazon right now.
Great plan! I forgot about the auto-order feature. Brilliant.