Holy shit I just threw down a thousand words on that story in fifteen minutes. Good ones too I think. Weird because yesterday I had all this time to do it and I just sat there writing a bad sentence every fifteen minutes until I fell asleep in my own cum and sweat and if I had any less decency it would have been piss too. But today I was like, this novel is not at all true and is very bad and stupid and I am just writing it so that I can sell it, so fuck it. I’m going to start a real short story and work my way up. And then I thought, fuck I need to fucking FINISH THE STORY because I never do so fuck it I’ll put in a thousand words just to say I finished this dumb ass premise having story and then bam! Thousand words.
Dude, your writing is hilarious. You brightened my day!
Thanks consider us even then!