It’s been a few days since I been out the house. But now I have to go to work.
I’m so hungry I’m shaking. All I’m eating is cereal.
The trees look nice outside. If I got a tattoo, I would get one of a tree.
You ever heard this song? It’s good. Da da da. Da da duh. You’ll love it.
Anyone's Ghost 
I hate that song.
I know cereals are fortified with vitamins but a cereal only diet is a one-way ticket to scurvy.
which song? I’ll drink more rum and then I can be extra pirate-y
Oh wait now I get it. You’re clever.
Love your titles
Thanks!
“It’s been a few days since I been out the house.”
–Ludacris?
Anyway, write more.
Was hoping somebody’d catch it. Nice.
Hey, Flanders, drop me a line. Need to discuss something with you…
Oi it’s been ages since I’ve heard from you! Zach left a story for us to look over. I found mine but it’s not done yet. You?… What are you drinking all day or somethin’? Bloody hell open your laptop clunker PC phone whatever it is you cavemen use… If you weren’t such a bloody good writer and a nutter…(mumbles)