Yesterday I saw a kid snarl at his dad. It was crazy because he was acting all happy and calling me ‘sir’ when he was going to order but then his dad said he would probably like braised calamari and the kid sunk his head low and bared his teeth like a wild animal and he says, “I only like FRIED calamari.” All crazy like. And then the dad said calm down and I was thinking maybe the kid has a disorder.
I mean what are you going to do if your kid starts acting like that? My parents would’ve slapped me across the face, and they still do that to my sister’s kids. Not as hard as they can but hard enough. If my kid acted crazy like that I’d probably be like fuck it I can’t leave the house with this animal.
That shit is probably going to happen to me. I’ll get some kind of headstrong kid who I can’t control and eventually they’ll grow up to be a mass murderer or worse, some kind of super douche.
Then again, mass murderers and super douches run the world, so maybe that would be the best gift I could give the kid.
Yeah I’ll probably have a kid in like three years barring any super depressing fertility issues. Hoo dang nobody wants to go through that! That shit is rough. Here you are trying to overpopulate the world with super douche half white kids and you can’t even get a start.
Next thing you know your wife can’t stand to look at you. Or worse you have a kid but it dies at 3 months old. Then what?
All that and in the end even if you’re successful the kid is snarling about some goddamn calamari.
Haha these are like sermons on Sunday if church was run by someone mentally ill and honest. Sorry, that doesn’t make any sense. I was just trying to say I really enjoyed your post.
Ha I like that!
That kid sounds like a good’un. I’d react like that except I’d snarl, bear my teeth and say I only liked FRIED VEGAN calamari ;). Im sure my parents are proud of how I turned out. On some level. Also, what kind of fancy restaurant do you work at?
I’m not sure the world is ready yet for a fleet of mini flanders’!
Ha! A fancy italian restaurant. Yeah well it better get ready because this shit is going down, by God.
Preach it, brutha! 😛
Sounds like someone is in a dark place. Although snarling kids could cause dark thoughts…
true and true
Takes one to know one
Thank you for leaving a like on my post because it brought me here. I like your no holds barred style. Super douche in the making, that kid is.
Thanks mate! No doubt about that!
Sht…forgot to get new posts.