Today at work I relearned some dumb shit ass fucking lessons I already knew about but somehow forgot:

Your boss is not your friend. They’re your boss, and as long as you have a boss, you might get treated like a child while hearing something about how we’re all adults here. 

Just because someone is rich doesn’t mean you have to suck their dick.

Don’t run from your problems, they might mutate and bite the love of your life in the ass. Face that shit for good or ill.

Don’t compromise yourself by pretending like you have principles or standards. Either have them or don’t. 

The simplest of words in the right order can give you a heart attack.