Y’all I need more real life friends, specifically a nihilist friend who won’t judge me for things or try to improve my life with advice after I tell them some fucked up shit.
Also, I need more alone time. My wife is gone for the morning, and the morning consists of about 30 minutes before I go to work, and I am accomplishing all kinds of shit that would take me pretty much an entire day off with her here. Also I get to listen to music. She hates listening to music in the morning. In fact she refuses to do it, so I never get to wake up like Will Smith in I Am Legend, which is what I want to wake up like every day.
Today she left the building and I immediately played The Wizard by Black Sabbath. It was awesome. But then right before the climax it cut out because she was playing Spotify on her phone. Then I realized that my sister-in-law was still in her room. And I was really rocking out to that song.
How can I say I need more alone time to my wife? I don’t think I will. Doesn’t sound like a good idea.
Anyone's Ghost 
I think everyone secretly wants more alone time. Speaking from experience, many are not receptive to the idea in practise though…
Hm you’re probably right. But do you mean that if you ask people they get offended or do you mean that people actually don’t like alone time when they get it?
I mean then get offended. Noone likes to be around other people that much surely…
You sound perfect the way you are. In fact, you sound like me.
As Barry White once sang, “Don’t go changin’ … to please every one else in the fucking world, just do your own thing and they’ll adjust to you (or leave you for a man more in touch with her sensitive needs).”
Ha! Thanks mate
You know it’s the way you pitch it. You don’t really want ‘alone’ time because you can’t stand her- unless you do and you definitely don’t want to break it to her like that. I suspect you want to be alone because you want to access parts of you that just don’t come out in company. Just tell her- luv, I need some time to be an idiot, so I don’t act like an idiot out in the real world. That should do it.
Unless yo do! Ha! Luckily that is not usually the case. Yes very sensible! Very sensible indeed. I’ll work on it.