In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Sparkling or Still.”
My perfect day off would be me sitting around staring at a wall and being happy, so drugs would probably have to be involved. Mostly just alcohol.
I would wake up around 1 PM and eat pancakes and drink a few greyhounds.
Then I’d put a bottle of whiskey on the coffee table and play Assassin’s Creed until I got hungry again.
Then I’d order a pizza with everything on it and mozzarella sticks too and when it arrived I’d use the bathroom since I had to get up anyway.
Then I’d put a six pack of Belgian beer on the table with the pizza and I’d watch a Tarantino movie until I was done eating.
Then I’d play Assassin’s Creed until my eyes bled.
Then I’d lay on the floor, listen to Pink Floyd and drink the rest of the whiskey until I passed out.