Fuck This New Theme Bullshit Two Point Motherfucking Five

Sometimes I look at old posts and I think, “Shit.”

Sometimes I think, “Shit, I can make it through anything. Only yesterday I was that piece of shit loser who wrote that. Now look at me. Straight chilling and drinking whiskey and ginger ale.”

It’s almost the end of the day now. I haven’t accomplished much in the professional sense, but I have dealt with some lingering family issues. Called my dad. Emailed my grandfather.

Guess what, fuck this new theme bullshit. Can’t stand this Arial font or what the fuck ever this is.