WordPress is Having Issues

Readability Index: Unreadable

It seems WordPress is having some issues, which is a real bitch right now. I got this crazy looking stat bar up there that I can’t even see what’s going on. WordPress just keeps trying to load itself. And I can’t look at my reader either, so I can’t see what’s going on out there. I feel cut off. Abandoned. Shipwrecked. Floating on an open sea. Everyone has a destination but me. I alone…shit I’m trying to quote the Tao Te Ching or however you spell it and I can’t remember how it goes.

Before I go to work I have to do…the dishes…

And then tomorrow I have to pay another thirty five dollars to the bank and close the account and hope they don’t ask me about American Express. The bastards.

Ah shit. Just another pile of bullshit.

Here I am picking my nose with about five windows up in this office right on ground level. Smart.

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