God in the Shower

I feel good today. I came home and drank a beer and didn’t get that weird heartburn I sometimes do and then I went outside at one in the morning to listen to Rich Homie Quan and sit on the street corner with my back up against a saggy chain link fence. Few things make me feel more alive. Besides showering. Showering is, as I’ve said before, the biggest luxury the human race has ever known. Even poor people can act like gods.