I went home. I got back. I forgot to post yesterday. That’s a chink in my plan to post every day until 2018. Since I failed, I would usually give up now. So instead I’ll just post twice today and keep it going.
I’m afraid to change things here on this blog because Gordon Flanders is a nihilist and proud of it. Me I’m tired of seeming like I’m getting away with everything.
I’m thirty years old. I’ve been living ten years as a nihilist if not in action at least in thought. My life looks okay from the outside but my thoughts are fucked up. I got secrets.
And I’m finding out how much of a follower I am, philosophically. It’s okay to be unoriginal as long as you know it. I thought being nihilistic was the way that everyone should be, because it’s the truth that nothing matters. How could anything have value in a crazy world like ours.
But it turns out I bought my worldview at the same store as everyone else.
Stick around y’all. Looks like I’ve still got some interesting posts up my sleeves.
I couldn’t be a nihilist. If nothing matters then why the fuck am I having a root canal treatment done on Friday? That shit is equal parts expensive and terrifying. You know why? Because some things matter, and dental health is one of them.
You’re having a root canal because you’re not a nihilist. Otherwise you wouldn’t show up to your appointment because what’s the point of dental health when you’re just going to die anyway? But I like the argument anyway.
Ha! Well maybe I used to be a nihilist, but then when I didn’t die in the expected timeframe it was too late to undo some of the neglect, ergo Nihilism gave me toothache and is no longer welcome in my head!
Nice! I agree, early death would have been more supportive of my philosophy.
I’m-a-gonna stick around. Shit gets wild around here, even if it’s just on the inside. 😉